[as Beavis and Butt-head watch a sad student get hugged by a girl]
What's she doing that for?
Uh, I think maybe chicks like guys who have like, emotions and stuff.
I have emotions. Like when I eat french fries, I have the emotion of like, "these french fries taste really good," you know?
Uhh, I think they have to be like, sad emotions.
Oh, yeah yeah. Yeah, that's how they get you. Always something.
Wait a second, Beavis. We should like, start being all sad. Then chicks will like us, and then we'll score.
Yeah, that's a great idea, Butt-head! Yes! I think we're finally gonna score- [Butt-head slaps him] Ah!
Quit being happy, dumbass! You're gonna ruin it.
Oh yeah yeah yeah, sorry about that. Won't happen again.
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