Council Representative, Petitioner and others in “Pardon Our Dust”

That concludes new business. The floor is now open to public comment. First on the list is Mr. Beavis.

You're up.

Old Beavis

[approaches the podium] Um, I'm Beavis, Your Honor, and um, I just wanna say I'm in favored of destroying this building that sucks. Yeah. [leaves to sit down] Uh, amen or something.

You've got three minutes and fifty seconds left.

Old Beavis

Oh, okay. [returns to the podium] Um, also, when you destroy it, I think you should burn it. Yeah, you know, with fire, yeah, and then you'll see how cool it is! Yeah, with fire! Yeah, and destroying it! And then it'll be so cool, we'll go destroy MORE buildings with FFFIRE, and then we'll destroy everything!!!

Old Butt-head

Yeah!

Old Beavis

We will just BURN...

3 Minutes and 35 Seconds Later

Old Beavis

... and then destroy trees, and rocks, and the schools! Yeah, yeah, the schools! They could throw rocks at the schools! And I just want to say, I think it's wrong for children to EVER have to go to school, because the children are our future, and um, and in conclusion, us, let's destroy this building with fire and bombs! Yeah! Looks like my time is up, thank you very much.

[clearly annoyed] Thank you, Mr. Beavis. Next is Mr... Buff-head. Please use your real names, people. You have four minutes.

Old Butt-head

[approaches the podium, and adjusts the microphone] Uh, I yield my time to Mr. Beavis.

Old Beavis

[immediately back at the podium] And then, destroy the sky!!! And the land!!! Destroy it all with FFFIRE! And then destroy the FIRE WITH FIRE!!! AND MORE FIRE!!!