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Beavis and Butt-Head · Season 10, Episode 1

Butt-head, Beavis and others in “Meditation Sucks”

Uh, where are we?

I think it's like, Arizona or something.

BBuddha

Greetings travelers, and welcome to enlightenment. I am the Buddha.

Uh, okay.

BBuddha

Let me introduce you to the others who are here. Ganesh...

GGanesh

So few humans make it here. Welcome.

BBuddha

Jesus...

JJesus

Bless you, my children.

BBuddha

Zeus...

ZZeus

Kudos.

BBuddha

And uh... Bill Gates.

BGBill Gates

Hi! I've been mediating for five years.

BBuddha

He also donated a lot of money to some Buddhist nonprofits.

BGBill Gates

This place is neat, huh?

BBuddha

A lot of money...

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