Um, Fire, do you engender when I put an M-80 in Mr. Anderson's mailbox and it started a big fire?
FFire
Yes, that was me.
Remember when I found my first lighter, and it was like, fire! Yeah.
FFire
I remember. I am Fire!
Have you ever been in a volcano?
FFire
I am in all the volcanoes!
And what about that forest fire?
FFire
That was a great day.
Yeah, Smokey the Bear sucks. Yeah.
FFire
It's not his fault. I killed his parents. He's just trying to mend the hole in his heart that I put there.
Yeah, you're cool.
FFire
Quite so. And you, Beavis, are my special one.
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