Beavis and Butt-Head quotes
1300 total quotesButt-head: You know, this is kind of like that movie with The Beatles in it, where they're playing on the roof.
Beavis: Oh yeah. I saw that on the Discovery Channel. The Beatles suck!
Butt-head: Yeah, really. How come everybody likes them so much?
Beavis: I don't know.
Butt-head: Maybe it's because they were handsome. You should try to get in The Beatles. I heard they had an opening.
Beavis: "Opening." [Cackles]
Tiffany, I Think We're Alone Now
Beavis: Oh yeah. I saw that on the Discovery Channel. The Beatles suck!
Butt-head: Yeah, really. How come everybody likes them so much?
Beavis: I don't know.
Butt-head: Maybe it's because they were handsome. You should try to get in The Beatles. I heard they had an opening.
Beavis: "Opening." [Cackles]
Tiffany, I Think We're Alone Now
Butt-head: You know, this Poison dude kinda looks like Pamela Anderson.
Beavis: Yeah, you know, I was thinking, y'know, if he got some hooters, maybe he could be on Baywatch. You know, since his career sucks now, he probably doesn't have a job.
Iggy Pop, Butt Town
Beavis: Yeah, you know, I was thinking, y'know, if he got some hooters, maybe he could be on Baywatch. You know, since his career sucks now, he probably doesn't have a job.
Iggy Pop, Butt Town
Butt-head: You like this.
Beavis: Shut up, Butt-head! No I don't!
Butt-head: Beavis, I just saw you tapping your foot.
Beavis: She's making me nervous! It's like, freaking me out. Sometimes I tap my foot when I'm nervous. And sometimes I, you know, hum along too.
Beavis: Shut up, Butt-head! No I don't!
Butt-head: Beavis, I just saw you tapping your foot.
Beavis: She's making me nervous! It's like, freaking me out. Sometimes I tap my foot when I'm nervous. And sometimes I, you know, hum along too.
Butt-head: You sit too close to me, Beavis. Could you like, move a little further down the couch?
Beavis: No way, Butt-head! You move! I'm all comfortable.
[the protagonists of the video have gotten onstage and are kissing]
Beavis: No way, Butt-head! You move! I'm all comfortable.
[the protagonists of the video have gotten onstage and are kissing]
Butt-head: You sound really stupid most of the time. You're like [imitates Beavis] "Yeah, yeah, it's pretty cool because...[incoherent gibberish]"
Beavis: Shut up, Butt-head, I don't talk like that! I'm not gonna say anything. I'm just gonna be quiet. Ow! [coughs] Ow!
Beavis: Shut up, Butt-head, I don't talk like that! I'm not gonna say anything. I'm just gonna be quiet. Ow! [coughs] Ow!
Butt-Head: You're not suppose to touch him, Beavis. It's like against the law or something...
Butt-head: [reading a piece of paper that says "the tenth caller gets a free pair of Bon Jovi tickets] The teenth, cooler...
Rabid Ron (Radio DJ): Tenth caller...
Butt-head: Gets a free tattoo on his butt!
Rabid Ron (Radio DJ): Tenth caller...
Butt-head: Gets a free tattoo on his butt!
Butt-head: [fake accent] He was aiming at us. Huh huh.
Beavis: [fake accent] He didn't fire. Fire Fire Fire! Heh heh heh. Fire! Huh heh heh. Yeah.
Beavis: [fake accent] He didn't fire. Fire Fire Fire! Heh heh heh. Fire! Huh heh heh. Yeah.
Butt-head: [fake accent] I'm Bunghead and he's Crevasse. Huh huh. We are foreign extra-strange students.
Butt-head: [reading and advertisement in a magazine] Uh Sunny Grove Nudist colo... cola.. naked people.
Butt-head:[About the place where the guy killed his brother]It was your idea in the first place, buttknocker.
Beavis:Hey don't call me "buttknocker" butt-head.
Beavis:Hey don't call me "buttknocker" butt-head.
Butthead: [immitating the singer's growl] OAAAA! DAAAAUUUUGH! Yeah. It's like, everybody sings like this now.
Butthead: Hey Beavis, look its those things. Those big triangulids.
Beavis: What? I dunno.
Butthead: Remember like, in that movie, that Moses dude built them?
Beavis: Oh yeah. He built them like a long time ago, like like ancient.
Butthead: Yeah. It was like, in the 50's.
Beavis: Yeah, and then he went and wrote the Ten Condoments.
Butthead: Oh yeah. Thou shalt not suck.
Slayer, Serenity In Murder
Beavis: What? I dunno.
Butthead: Remember like, in that movie, that Moses dude built them?
Beavis: Oh yeah. He built them like a long time ago, like like ancient.
Butthead: Yeah. It was like, in the 50's.
Beavis: Yeah, and then he went and wrote the Ten Condoments.
Butthead: Oh yeah. Thou shalt not suck.
Slayer, Serenity In Murder
Butthead: Hey Beavis, this guy talks like you.
Beavis: No way, Butthead. [sounding like Dave Mustaine] He doesn't talk like me.
Butthead: He sorta talks like you. He just doesn't sound as much of a wuss as you do.
Beavis: Shut up, Butthead.
Beavis: No way, Butthead. [sounding like Dave Mustaine] He doesn't talk like me.
Butthead: He sorta talks like you. He just doesn't sound as much of a wuss as you do.
Beavis: Shut up, Butthead.