“Jacob Sartorius, "Chapstick” quotes from Beavis and Butt-Head

Butt-head

[chortling] ...white people.

Beavis

This is like a boy band, but with just one person.

Butt-head

Yeah. And he actually is a boy.

Beavis

Yeah, he looks like he's 11. Yeah, check this out, Butt-head. Yeah, I mean this is kid, he's young you know, when he says, "Hey you wanna come back to my crib?" He means an actual crib! You know what I'm saying? He's young, so...

Butt-head

You're in rare form today, Beavis.

Beavis

Yeah yeah yeah, I don't wanna say he's young, but you know, this chick thinks he's got wood, but it's just his diaper's full. He's young, this kid! Hey-ooo!

Butt-head

Uhh... isn't it like illegal for a girl her age to be with a kid his age?

Beavis

Yeah yeah, really.

Butt-head

He's a victim. [cackles]

... nothing between us, but chapstick...

Beavis

"Nothing between us, but chapstick?" What's that even mean?

Butt-head

Well I'll tell you one thing that's not between him... pubic hair.

Beavis

Come on, Butt-head, that's kinda mean.

Butt-head

Uh, I don't care! He's rich, and he gets to score when he's 11? He'll be just fine.