“Good 4 U”
In this episode: Smart Butt-head (4), Smart Beavis (3)
[dancing with a group of cheerleaders] Well, good for you, you look happy and healthy, not me, if you ever cared to ask. Good for you...
You know, these cheerleaders don't seem all that great, you know.
Yeah really. The cheerleaders at our school are better than this, and half of them are pregnant.
The coach is like, "Olivia Rodrigo, I've been noticing you've been half-assing it at practice. You're supposed to be cheering for the Fighting Dolphins, not yelling about your boyfriend."
[as Olivia Rodrigo dances in a room engulfed in flames]
"When you wear this uniform, you rep the school! Now if you wanna go burn down your boyfriend's house, you do it in your street clothes! This is not gonna help us beat the Wildcats!"
... Like a damn sociopath!
Uhhhh... what is that word, "soshiopath?"
Beavis Oh, yeah yeah, I wonder what it means.
That school psychiatrist said I was one of those, but it didn't matter, 'cause I don't care about her at all. Or anyone else really. I don't care about others. [cackles]
You know, I would love to have a girl this mad at me, because that means that I scored with her before, you know?
Yeah. No girl will ever be this pissed off about you, Beavis.
Yeah, yeah... no one's ever gonna burn down my house. I guess I'll just have to do it myself.
You'll die alone.
Shut up, Butt-head.
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