Cool! This is cool!
This doesn't suck.
“Show Me Your Soul”
In this episode: Smart Butt-head (5), Smart Beavis (5)
Anthony Kiedis is cool!
Yeah. These guys get all the chicks.
Yeah. These guys are cool!
Flea is cool!
Yeah. Flea is cool!
[a skull is shown]
I like the skull.
Yeah.
[masks are shown]
Whoa! A mask!
Yeah. That's like that joke, "If you were as ugly as me, I would shave my head and put a mask on my butt and walk backwards."
No, dillweed, that's not how it goes! It's, "If my dog was as ugly as me, I'd shave his butt and teach him to walk backwards."
You mean, "If your dog was as ugly as you."
That's what I said! "If my dog was as ugly as me, I'd shave his butt and teach him to walk backwards."
Oh yeah. That's pretty funny.
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