[a closeup of a man flexing his pectoral muscles is shown]
Whoa! That guy has bigger boobs than she does.
Yeah. Maybe we should touch them.
It's a dude, Beavis!
Oh yeah, yeah. I forgot. He does has big boobs, though.
“Joan Jett & the Blackhearts, "Do You Wanna Touch Me”
In this episode: Smart Butt-head (3), Smart Beavis (3)
[two fishermen are shown flexing fishing rods to the drum beat]
Those are some dudes holding their rods.
Yeah! That's pretty cool.
She should put her address on the screen so we can know where to go, so we can touch her.
Why would you need a dress?? You some kind of transformer?
No, Beavis! Not a dress. An address!
Um...yeah, yeah. Yeah. Uh huh.
You're stupid, Beavis!
Yeah.
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