SI Song Intro
We could burn like evergreen, we could fire up every tree...
Uh, is this like, choir music?
Yeah, it probably sucks, but it's called "Burning Fffire ", so like, you know, maybe give it a chance, because you know... fire! Yeah. I mean, you know, maybe they'll burn this guy with a beard or something, I don't know.
[as a woman shows her husband a pregnancy test]
He's like, "Oh, you've got COVID!"
Yeah, yeah, "Let's go celebrate!"
I can't figure out if this is like, like some kind of truck commercial, or like, insurance, or like for some prescription drugs or something, you know?
Yeah. I think it's like for boner pills.
Side effects may include a burning fffire!
Camino is not suitable for anybody. Do not take Camino if, uh... well just don't take it. It sucks.
[an older couple is shown on screen, upset at something]
See now, I think that's supposed to be Camino when he's old, and he's shaved off his beard.
No it's not, Beavis. That's his dad, and the other chick is his mom. They're ashamed of their son.
Yeah, it's like, "He's out there in a field singing a song that sucks. We need to stop him, now!"
"We did our best, honey, and he's still singing."
"Why don't you quit crying then, and go out there and do something about it?"
Yeah. "Grandma, get me my lighter and a can of gas. I'll show him a burning fire."
Yeah, give Camino something to cry about.
CH − Previous episode Bow Wow Wow, "I Want Candy
CH + Next episode Carnival Art, "Mr. Blue Veins
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