“Blind Melon, "Galaxie”
In this episode: Smart Butt-head (3), Smart Beavis (3)
How come it seems like every video now has a little kid in it?
Uhh, you got some kind of problem with kids, Beavis?
Um, yeah, I do! They're always, like, laughing at me when I'm not looking. Yeah.
Uhh, grown-ups do that too, Beavis. 'Cause you're a dumbass dork.
Shut up, Butt-head.
[sperm is shown in the background]
How come there's always sperm in videos now?
Yeah, I don't know, um...
I think, like, the band makes the video, and then like, the executives come in and say, "Uhh...well, it's pretty cool, but uh, could you put some sperm in there somewhere?"
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, really. You know, um, I could provide 'em with, um--
Beavis, stop it!
Oh no, this is Blind Melon! Did you know all these guys are blind?
No way, really?
Yeah. I saw it on MTV News.
Whoa, I'll be damned! You know the cool thing about being blind, is that, like, if a crappy video comes on, you don't have to watch it, see?
Uhh, yeah. Okay, Beavis.
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