Beauty and the Geek Season 1 quotes

I think I'm pretty smart. I think my IQ's probably about.... 500!

[Coming out from behind the curtain] Hello Ladies!

If I got jealous every time a girl went home with another guy, I'd be jealous all of the time.

My partner is the smartest guy in LA at this moment.

[About Richard] He doesn't understand that it's okay to make mistakes.

[About the word "calendar"] I spelled it just like I would've typed it. But then I would've hit "spell check" when I was done.

What state is east of West Virginia?

Massachusetts?

I'm white to the point of being clear.

[To Joe] You guys were the ones who corrected the teacher.

Erika's not the smartest girl...but I have low self esteem when it comes to dating, and she has low self esteem when it comes to how smart she is. So we could both do well to help each other in different areas.

Is Thailand in Korea?

Fifth graders today must be really smart, because I'm not following.

What's the date of D-Day? 1942? 1942 is when Columbus sailed the ocean blue.

Sometimes Chuck is talking, and I'm like, "What? Huh?" It doesn't even sound like he's speaking English.

Cheryl is probably not a girl I would've met at school. I probably wouldn't have met her in the library.