Richard quotes from Beauty and the Geek

[Coming out from behind the curtain] Hello Ladies!

Not only have I never sensually touched a woman, but I've never not sensually touched a woman.

I don't know what a size zero means! A zero means you don't exist!

It's like animal print, like leopard print or cheetah print or whatever it is. It's like Tarzan...she looks like Jane.

[About a swimsuit thong] This is floss for a giant.

I think that fashion is frivolous. I'd rather read about the Gospel according to Luke.

My chances of getting lucky with Lauren are 110 percent.

I was rejected, and I was beat by Chuck!

You stay tuned, because things are gonna come to a head between Chuck and I.

[To a statue, after surviving elimination] Top of the morning to you! How ya doing? Cause I'm doing great.

It’s not about winning, it’s about losing to Chuck. I do not want to lose to Chuck.

[To Mindi] We’re soldiers, we’re warriors...ow, my ankle.

If there was a mountain lion that came after the six of us, I would feed it Chuck. And then I would cower.

I’m gonna bring a band-aid.

The closest I’ve ever come to camping is raking the leaves in the fall. And even then, it takes about ten seconds before I need ice water and a sandwich.