Brian quotes from Beauty and the Geek

There's a little bit of beauty and geek in all of us.

[To Scarlet, who cannot find South Dakota on a map] Well, we know you'll never be a weathergirl!

What state is east of West Virginia?

Massachusetts?

[About Richard and Mindi's kiss] Was there tongue involved in that?

I told her not to, but I think she slipped some in there anyway.

I guess you'll never see eye to eye.

Chuck's much taller than I am.

Why did Chuck make you so angry during the show?

Ahhhhhh.....you know!