Beauty and the Geek Season 1 quotes

[To Erika] I've never played Doctor before. Is that similar to Go Fish?

And then I went into chopping, and then fisting. These terms sound a lot more vulgar than they actually are.

[About Chuck] If he doesn't agree, I'm going to take that electrical cord and strangle him. And then throw him off that balcony.

I realize from being here that I'm kinda shallow. I just go for guys if they're really hot. And they always end up being assholes.

[About Chuck] I'm gonna eliminate his ass. I'm gonna eliminate him and every other nerd in this fuckin' joint.

My fantasy has come alive - all of the girls were dressed in Daisy Duke shorts.

Not only have I never sensually touched a woman, but I've never not sensually touched a woman.

Cars are my first love, because...unlike girls...they don't talk back.

I would love to help Richard. But I am not a miracle worker.

I'm like, 'You're making me dumber by telling me this stuff.'

[Analyzing the game, to Lauren] That's the difference between them and us. They have no lives, and we do.

This is horrible! Why did it have to be me or Brad?

The thing for Richard is, it's easier being laughed at for being the buffoon than being laughed at for being himself.

[About Chuck's clothing choices for Caitilin] Chuck, Caitilin is so beautiful! It made me question if you even liked her.

[About the swimsuit that Richard picked out for her] I really felt that I was walking around with poop in my pants.