Beauty and the Geek quotes

Joe's a pimp! He's a pimp in disguise!

[Answering what he will do with his portion of the money] I'm gonna prove that I'm as boring as I look on TV and pay off my student loans.

I don't do math! Can you give me a shopping challenge? I won that.

I guess you'll never see eye to eye.

Chuck's much taller than I am.

[To Scarlet, who cannot find South Dakota on a map] Well, we know you'll never be a weathergirl!

Why did Chuck make you so angry during the show?

Ahhhhhh.....you know!

A calculator watch! Like, oh my god, I mean keep the numbers off your watch!