Rattrap quotes from Beast Wars: Transformers

Rhinox

Whoa... what do you suppose that beam was all about?

Cheetor

Some kind of signal?

Tigatron

A message! We were given a paradise! All we had to do was live there in peace! But we proved unworthy. And the paradise is no more.

Optimus

Yeah, it's an old story. Maybe someday we'll learn.

Rattrap

Yeah well uh, pardon my pragmatism here in this you know, deep philosophical moment, but I'm a little more concerned about who got that message. You gotta know, they ain't gonna be real happy...

Cheetor

What do you think's there gonna do?

Rhinox

That, we're just going to have to wait and see...

Rattrap

Would you lie down?! And groan, for cryin' out loud! You're supposed to be half-dead!

Dinobot

[growls and snaps at him] If you don't shut up, rodent, you shall be my role model!

Rattrap

Oh yeah? You and who's- [Tigatron growls at him and gasps] Alright, fine... I'm shutting up. If it ain't the dinosaur's up your nose, it's a feline.

Rattrap

You sure about this, chopperface?

Dinobot

I inflicted considerable damage on Tarantulas, he could not have gone far. And he will no doubt have the counter-virus.

Rattrap

Yeah? Well, you better hope so, for your sake.

Dinobot

Excuse me. Are you implying that the current situation is somehow... my responsibility?!

Rattrap

Well, you did start it, GEARHEAD!

Dinobot

I beg to differ, CHEESE LIPS!

Rattrap

Pre-evolved bird brain!

Dinobot

Eater of garbage!

Cheetor

Sheesh, and they call me the immature one.

Dinobot

[holding Tarantulas hostage] Do not fire, Megatron! I have a hostage!

Megatron

Why, so you do. [Opens fire anyway, blasting Tarantulas away] Now, are there any other stupid Maximal ploys you'd like the try?

Rattrap

[Jumps down through the vent] Well, how's this, scale-belly? [Fires]

Airazor

Megatron. This is Airazor. Is this the Predacon meaning of a truce?

Megatron

My dear Airazor. My humblest apologies. No doubt you are simply flying a routine patrol, yes. I shall have the defences shut down immediately.

Perimeter defences deactivated.

Airazor

That's better.

Megatron

Yes. Again, my apologies. But you are in Predacon airspace. In the interest of continued peace, I must request that you leave.

Airazor

Oh, very well. [Transforms and flies away]

Rattrap

Yeah, heh-heh. We did it.

Megatron

Oh, and Airazor?

Airazor

Yes?

Megatron

Please take that vermin with you.

Rattrap

[Notices he was caught by a security camera] Slag!

Airazor

[Zooms in with her eyes] Cheetor and Tigatron are coming!

Rattrap

Oh, terrific! Now we can reduce the hot burning slag together.

Shut up, Rattrap!

Airazor

He's almost inside the alien structure. Why doesn't he ditch?

Rattrap

Oh, come on, fearless leader! Get it in gear!

Blackarachnia

[In Tarantulas' voice] Too late. Goodbye, Optimus. Hehehehehehehehehehe.

Rattrap

Where'd you go, anyway?

Rhinox

Where... all are one.

Dinobot

At least we go with honor.

Megatron

[Threatens Dinobot to shoot him] Finish it.

Optimus Primal

[The smoke cleared and returns] Well that's just prime.

Cheetor

Big Bot?!

Rhinox

Yes! It worked!

Megatron

Primal! Destroy him! [ All the Predicons shooting Optimus Primal and Optimus defends himself with his shield]

Optimus Primal

My turn. [Initiates his weapons to shoot Megatron and Predicons away]

Rattrap

All right!

Cheetor

Go, Big Bot!

Megatron

Flight is no longer your advantage, Optimus.

Rattrap

Well, if it ain't the irascible raptor.

Dinobot

The base remains infested with vermin, I see.

Rattrap

Yeah. Funny, you know not much changes around here… except maybe the occasional allegiance. [Dinobot freezes, turns back to face Rattrap] Find any Golden Disks lately, hmm? Pass them on to any Predacons?

Dinobot

I don't need to explain my actions to you, mouse!

Rattrap

Yeah, that's right you don't! 'Cause they pretty much speak for themselves.

Dinobot

Go ahead, rodent. Push it one more inch. [Rattrap shoves him, which surprises Dinobot]

Rattrap

You know, I used to figure I had you pegged. "Oh, yeah, he's a slag-spoutin' saurian, but at least you know where he stands." Guess we live and learn, huh?

Cheetor

There's... there's gotta be something we can do?

Rhinox

He's too far gone. Even for stasis lock.

Optimus Primal

Well fought, my friend. You saved the valley. You saved the lives of those who live here, and of those who are still to come.

Dinobot

Then... there is nothing to regret.

Rattrap

Like I said, you're just a blasted, slag-spoutin' saurian, but... it's nice to know where you stand.

Dinobot

Upwind of you for preference, vermin. [Rattrap smiles] Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly, the ill deeds along with the good, and let me be judged accordingly. The rest... is silence.

Optimus Primal

He lived a warrior... and died a hero. Let his spark join the Matrix, the greatest of Cybertron.

You will pardon my shooting the weapons from your hands. I only wished to avoid any regrettable accidents to my person.

Rattrap

Yeah? Well next time, try the front door!

Optimus Primal

[Stops Rattrap] Rattrap, please.

Rattrap

"Please?" Oh, for bootin' up code! The only thing worse than a stinkin' Pred, it is a stinkin' Decepticon!

Optimus Primal

Shut up, Rattrap. [Shoves Rattrap] Forgive us. We've been fighting Megatron a long time.

Inferno

I will protect you, royalty.

Megatron

No, Inferno! not this time. This is not the end of it, Optimal Optimus... No. The universe cowered once at the name of Megatron, and it shall do so again!

Optimus Primal

Freedom is the right of ALL sentient beings, Megatron!

Megatron

Then they'd better stay out of my way!

Rattrap

Oh, for bootin' up cold, will you just shoot him already?

Optimus Primal

I'm trying not to resort to that.

Optimus Primal

NO!

I knew saving your hide was a mistake.

Optimus Primal

Rattrap?

Rattrap

Oh, well, yeah, technically, he did KINDA do that... um... eh... thanks.

Rattrap

Rattrap to Optimus… hate to interrupt your picnic, but we got big Pred problems!

Optimus Primal

Just hang on, Rattrap. You and Rhinox are our last hope. Defend the— defend the— [sings] There he is, my little guy...! There he is; my little guy. Isn’t he cute?

Rattrap

That’s not what I wanted to hear.