[segment opens on two children]
♪ When's life a bore ♪ [Boy: I'm bored.]
♪ Just do a chore ♪
♪ Clean your room ♪
♪ Go get a broom ♪
♪ Take out the trash, you'll have a bash ♪ [Boy: Take out the trash!]
♪ Clear the table, now you're able ♪ [Girl: Yeah!]
♪ Dry a dish, make the dish towel swish ♪
♪ Put away that toy, it will give you joy ♪
♪ You'll like the way it looks ♪ [Boy: Looking good!]
♪ And remember, if you're having fun ♪
♪ The sooner that the chores will be done! ♪
[segment opens on a wooden board with a nail planted onto it]
♪ The little baby hammer could barely lift his head ♪
FHFather Hammer
Atta boy, son.
♪ Try as he might missed the nail and fell down instead ♪
FHFather Hammer
Ah you almost nailed it, son!
♪ As he grew older, he became much bolder ♪
♪ His aim had improved ♪
FHFather Hammer
That's it, son. Right on the head!
♪ He soon found out he needed more "umph" to get that nail to move ♪
FHFather Hammer
Don't worry, son. Just keep trying.
♪ Said the young hammer to be a good slammer ♪
♪ Drilled and drilled and drilled ♪
THTeenage Hammer
See the nail. Be the nail. Hit the nail.
♪ Soon he gained enough weight to drive the nail straight ♪
♪ And he was really thrilled ♪
YHYoung Hammer
Yo, I did it! I did it!
FHFather Hammer
Son, I'm so proud of ya!
♪ So now he's a father of children of his own ♪
♪ It gives him great joy, a girl and a boy ♪
♪ That they'll be hammers when they've grown ♪
AHAdult Hammer
Yo, that's it! That's using your heads, kids! Yeah, hit 'em on the head!
Oh, guys, guys. It's just Bear's baseball glove.
LLuke
What does he use for a ball? The moon?
Seriously, though. He does talk to the moon.
Look, everyone, I know everything's kind of big, but I hope you'll think of this as your... well, your home away from home.
Um, well, the thing is, I just realized --- I always sleep with Kitty and um, well, I'm just not sure what my friends will think when they see her.
Oh, well, Tutter? I wanna show you something. Come here. There you go, Tutter.
Hey, look. Everybody's got a special something to sleep with, just like Kitty. Thank you, Bear.
[walks into the living room with a sack lunch] Ah, yes. There's nothing like a sack lunch, when you're a volun... [steps on the skateboard Pip and Pop left behind and slides through the living room] TEEEEEEEER!
[The skateboard hits the couch. Bear screams as he flips over and falls to the ground]