No mail for us?
No letters?
No cards?
No packages for us?
[This made them very sad.]
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No mail for us?
No letters?
No cards?
No packages for us?
[This made them very sad.]
That Bear can really yell!
You can say that again!
That Bear can really yell.
No. I meant...never mind.
[segment opens on a silhouette of a girl on the table writing on a piece of paper with a pencil]
♪ A-tisket, a-tasket ♪
♪ A green and yellow basket ♪
♪ I wrote a letter to my love ♪
"Dear Poindexter, had a lovely time at camp."
♪ And on the way, I dropped it; dropped it ♪ [As the girl tries to mail it, the envelope falls out]
♪ The little puppy picked it up ♪
Hey, look; a letter! That'll do it! [the cover of the envelope reads "My Love" on it, the silhouette puppy hand grabs it]
♪ And he put it in his pocket, pocket ♪
[The puppy puts the envelope in his pocket and hums with Shadow. Then the puppy walks away.]
[segment opens on a teddy bear with a drawing on his room surrounded by hearts, a rocking chair and a toy box]
♪ Teddy Bear, Teddy Bear, dance on your toes ♪
Well, I'm a little new at this. [falls on the floor]
♪ Teddy Bear, Teddy Bear, touch your nose ♪
Like this? [touches his nose three times] Like this, like this?
♪ So Teddy Bear, Teddy Bear, touch the ground ♪
All right. [he does] Touched it. Touched it again! I...what? I'm stuck! Oh... [groans] Oh, well.
♪ Teddy Bear, Teddy Bear, turn you around ♪
[raises his arms high and moves back and forth] Turn around...turn around...turn around.
♪ Now Teddy Bear, Teddy Bear, show us your shoe ♪
[lifts his shoe on his foot] Oh, here's my shoe! See here? See my shoe? Here it is!
♪ Teddy Bear, Teddy Bear, that will do ♪
Oh, okay. Don't want to see it again? You sure?
♪ So Teddy Bear, Teddy Bear, climb up the stairs ♪
Okay. First floor. [approaches a silhouette of stairs] Second floor.
♪ Now Teddy Bear, Teddy Bear, turn off the light ♪
Okay. [he does]
♪ Teddy Bear, Teddy Bear, say good night ♪
[his hand waves at the viewers] Night-night!
I think I can finally cha cha cha [Cha cha music plays as Bear dances into the living room]
1, 2, 3, cha cha cha, 2, 3, cha cha cha. [Bear sits on his swing] you know? I've been dancing so much today that right now I don't really feel like cha cha chaing, maybe I'll sit here and swing for A while, you know? To and fro, fro and to [Bear swings on his swing] [bear is disturbed by...]
hey Bear. What are you sitting down for bear
Oh hi everybody!
I'm just sitting here swinging, you know? To and fro, fro and to
But Bear, we're you going to cha cha cha today?
Yeah Bear
Let's do cha cha cha (laughs)
well, yeah I was but... You know? I've been dancing so much today, that I don't really feel like it now
Huh? No cha cha cha
Bear are you feeling okay?
Bears gotta be sick
I think he's sick, probably very ill
Guys guys guys, I'm not sick I just don't feel like dancing right now
Hey Bear, don't you feel that itching?
Itching?
Yup
And the twitching? (Laugh)
Oh oh oh yeah, and bear, don't you feel that scritching? The scritching bear the scritching
Not to mention it, I do feel a scritching
Oh and don't forget the scratching, aww, the scratching
Scratching? Now why do you have to say it? [Treelo goes over to the radio]
scratching ha ha ha [Treelo turns on the radio]
And now for A high school selection, a song that's sweeping the country
I'm starting to feel something
YAY!
A song that you know your gonna love, the bear cha cha cha
mmm, uh oh! I'm getting that feeling again, yeah it's...
(laughs) I sure do love to cha cha cha
[confused] Why do I have a funny feeling about this?
[segment opens on two flowers with two of the same colors]
♪ Roses are red and violets are blue ♪
Gators are green! Heh, and I think I'll eat this shoe! This blue suede shoe! [he snacks on a shoe] Tasty, yeah! [chuckles evilly]
[fairy dust opens on a man holding a pitchfork with a straw hat on top]
♪ Old MacDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O ♪
[cues a silhouette image of a house, a barn with some corn]
♪ And on that farm, he had some chicks; E-I-E-I-O ♪
♪ With a [chicks peep] ♪
♪ Here and a [chicks peep] ♪
♪ There, here a [chicks peep] ♪
♪ There, a [chicks peep] everywhere a [chicks peep] ♪
♪ Old MacDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O ♪
♪ And on that farm, he had a cow; E-I-E-I-O ♪
♪ With a [cow moos] here and a [cow moos] there, here a [cow moos] ♪
♪ There a [cow moos] everywhere a ♪ [cow moos]
♪ Old MacDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O ♪
♪ And on that farm, he had a stump; E-I-E-I-O ♪ [cues a small stump with some trees underneath]
♪ With a... [silence] here, and a... [silence] there, here; a... [silence] there, a... [silence] everywhere, a... ♪ [silence]
♪ Old MacDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O ♪
♪ And on that farm, he had a dinosaur! E-I-E-I-O! ♪
♪ With a [dinosaur roars] here, and a [dinosaur roars] there, here a [dinosaur roars] there, a [dinosaur roars] everywhere, a... ♪ [dinosaur roars]
♪ Old MacDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O ♪
I sure love farming! [chuckles]
[segment opens a crowd with animals in a music room]
Hey, hey, hey! And now; ladies and gentlemen, Miss Kitty Cat!
[animal patrons cheer for the singer]
♪ Hey Diddle Diddle, the cat and the fiddle ♪
[cat meows, playing the violin]
♪ The cow jumped over the moon ♪
Moo! I'm gonna make it! Moo!
♪ Little dog laughed ♪ [dog laughs happily at a restaurant table]
♪ To see such a sight ♪
♪ And the dish ran away with the spoon ♪
Come on, honey. Let's go to China.
Oh, I'll go anywhere with you; dear!
[bowing her head] Bye, all!
How about my swing? I think there's a loose vine.
[segment opens on a large city in London]
♪ London Bridge is falling down ♪ [first part falls, screams]
♪ Falling down ♪ [second part falls, screams]
♪ Falling down ♪ [third part falls, shouts]
♪ London Bridge is falling down ♪ [last part swerves and falls as well]
♪ My fair lady ♪
♪ Build it up with wood and clay ♪
♪ Wood and clay, wood and clay ♪
♪ Build it up with wood and clay, my fair lady ♪
You think this is going to work?
Of course!
♪ Wood and clay will wash away ♪ [Suddenly, the part of the bridge shakes]
♪ Wash away, wash away ♪
♪ Wood and clay will wash away, my fair lady ♪ [captain falls below]
Are you alright?
♪ Build it up with iron and steel ♪
♪ Iron and steel, iron and steel ♪
♪ Build it up with iron and steel, my fair lady ♪
You think that is really going to work?
Oh, dear; have I guaranteed you on it!
♪ Iron and steel will bend and bow ♪ [The part of the bridge shakes again]
♪ Bend and bow, bend and bow ♪
♪ Iron and steel will bend and bow, my fair lady ♪ [captain screams and falls into the river below]
Look out for the queen!
♪ Build it up with gum and glue ♪
[impersonates Shadow's singing voice] ♪ Chew, chew, chew! Chew, chew, chew! ♪
♪ Build it up with gum and glue, my fair lady ♪
You think that is really going to work?
Well this is what I call a bridge! Except, I'm stuck.
Next time, you should build a tunnel!
Right.
[noticing a package] Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't leave you out here on a hot, summer day.
[after the word "Summer" appeared on a cartoon sandcastle] It's my favorite season, well along with fall, winter and spring. But I was thinking, there's so many great things to do to in the summer...like... [he thinks for a split second] you can sit in a hammock and swing. [an animated hammock appears with two trees] Or just lie in the grass... [some grass appears] Or even splash around in swimming pools and ponds! [runs as animated water appears] And summer also means lots and lots of ice cream. [an animated ice cream cone appears]
[Some cartoon scoops of ice cream began to melt away.]
[excitingly] Isn't summer time the best? What's not to like about summer?
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