[segment opens on a cave]
♪ In a canyon ♪ [wolf howls]
♪ Excavating for a mine ♪
MMiner
How am I doing this? [grunts]
♪ And her daughter Clementine ♪
CClementine
I'm Clementine. Hi, Pop!
RRattlesnake
♪ Oh my darling Clementine ♪
MMeerkats
♪ You were lost and gone forever ♪
MMiner
♪ Dreadful sorry Clementine ♪
CClementine
Pa, I'm just on my way to school. I'll email you.
MMiner
What's email? [they wave together] Bye-bye, Clementine! [truck drives off] We'll miss you!
[segment opens on a man in a hot air balloon with the Moon and two trees]
CClown
Ah, what a lovely moon!
CClown
Not soon enough if you ask me!
CClown
[scratches his surface] Oh yeah, that's the spot.
CClown
[he pushed the lever with his elbow] Uh-oh! I think I'm in deep trouble!
♪ And released the balloon ♪
CClown
[the balloon flies] Whoa, I'm on my way now! [carnival music plays] Whoa! [hits some bumps] Hittin' a little turbulence here! Whoa! Well, that's one small step for... [an alien appears] Oh, drat! There's somebody already here!
AAlien
Hello. Welcome to the Moon. Would you like some cheese?
[segment opens on a silhouette-shaped tree]
♪ A day in the life of a dog ♪
[barks] It's the dog days!
♪ Up with the Sun ♪ [The sun appears with a face] ♪ The dog doth run ♪ [dog runs past the tree] ♪ Fast asleep at seven ♪ [dog takes a nap with a flower and blades of grass] ♪ Then out to play ♪ [dog plays catch with the ball] ♪ And a place to lay ♪ [dog takes another nap] ♪ And at noon/meal time, he's in heaven ♪
MMan
Here, boy! [the dog feeds dog food, then the dog burps and continues eating]
♪ And sleep the afternoon ♪
♪ All night howl at the moon ♪ [the dog pretends to be a wolf] ♪ Oh a day in the life of a dog ♪
Quiet. I'm trying to get my beauty sleep. [the dog howls]
[fairy dust opens on a picture of a castle with some trees, a woman in a princess hat walks by]
♪ There once was a princess who played with a ball of gold ♪
♪ It fell into the well ♪ [ball lands in the well]
♪ Been deep and so cold ♪
PPrincess
What am I to do? I love my gold ball.
FPFrog Prince
I can help! Although, I'm so small!
♪ The frog went into the water with a mighty leap ♪
♪ And swam into the bottom so very deep ♪
♪ He found the ball and brought it to the top ♪
♪ The princess was overjoyed, she almost could pop ♪
PPrincess
O Dear Frog, I grant you any wish.
FPFrog Prince
Let me be your friend. Let me eat from your dish.
PPrincess
[disgusted] This I cannot do!
♪ Off she ran back to the castle ♪
FPFrog Prince
I have to go after her. What a hassle! [he sneaks up on her but answers the door]
KKing
Huh, who can that be?
FPFrog Prince
Aha! It is me! The Frog Prince come for his wish! For helping your daughter, I want one little kiss.
PPrincess
Oh, go away. Get out of my sight!
KKing
Now daughter, you must do what is right. A promise you made! Is this true?
PPrincess
Yes, but what am I to do?
KKing
You must give this frog his reward. Keeping a promise is not so very hard.
PPrincess
You don't have to kiss him.
♪ As soon as her lips touched his ♪
[cues up a silhouette table with the vase and the flowerpot, the background spins like a wheel]
♪ The room spun around with a bang and a whiz ♪ And before anybody knew ♪ There on the table sat not one frog but two ♪
FPFrog Princess
Now that I see you more eye-to-eye, you're kind of cute and that's no lie!
FPFrog Prince
You're a knockout!
[segment opens on a black background with the bathroom door and two picture frames]
[hip hop music plays]
[the door opens reveals silhouette people in a color-changed background]
CChorus
♪ Potty (Hey, hey, hey, potty) ♪
♪ Hey, hey, hey, potty ♪
♪ Hey, hey, hey, potty ♪
♪ Hey, hey, hey, potty ♪
DDJ
♪ Hey, hey, hey, potty! Yeah! ♪ When we potty, we potty hardy ♪ When we go, we got to lay low ♪
Get down! [grunts]
♪ Get yourself on that potty train ♪ You'll be living in the fast lane ♪ Alaska, China, Mexico ♪ Everybody's got to go ♪
CChorus
♪ Potty (Hey, hey, hey, potty) ♪
DDJ
♪ Loosen up, don't get up tight ♪ Potty train is out of sight ♪
CChorus
♪ Potty (Hey, hey, hey, potty) ♪
DDJ
♪ Remember to aim ♪ That's the name of the game ♪ When you get on board that potty train ♪
CChorus
♪ Potty (Hey, hey, hey, potty) ♪
♪ Hey, hey, hey, potty ♪
♪ Hey, hey, hey, potty ♪
♪ Hey, hey, hey, potty ♪
♪ Hey, hey, hey, potty ♪
DDJ
♪ Hey, hey, hey, potty! Yeah! ♪ It's a potty inside! ♪
[the toilet dances and the bathroom door closes]
[segment opens on a silhouette girl with a picture of a sheep]
♪ Mary had a little lamb whose fleece was white as snow ♪
♪ And everywhere Mary went, the lamb was sure to go ♪
MMary
[to lamb, focusing her rules] Stay. Stay. Stay.
[as Mary starts to wander off, after a split second; the lamb flees]
[cues up the lamb following Mary driving race cars over the mountains, trees and hills]
[cues up the lamb following Mary while skiing down a large snow hill]
[cues up the lamb following Mary while underwater wearing scuba-diving masks]
♪ It followed her to school one day which was against the rules ♪
TTeacher
That's against the rules!
♪ It made the children laugh and play to see the lamb at school ♪
BBoy
Wow! That lamb sure is a good reader!
MMary
You're my best friend!
[entering the kitchen with a package] Let's see, it says it's from… "L.L. Bear Catalog!" Oh, this is great! This must be the bear clock I ordered. [to the viewer] Yeah. I ordered a clock in the shape of a bear. [begins opening the package] This is going to be so neat. Wait till you see this. This is a clock shaped [drumroll] just like a…
[He pulls a out a clock, which is similar to the design of Kit-Cat Klock, in the shape of a shunk from the package]
…skunk? It's a… it's a skunk clock. Wait a minute. This isn't right. What does this say here? [picks up the card] Um… Uh, [reads] "Congratulations on receiving your 'The Skunk Clock.' It is sure to add skunky charm to your home." They made a mistake. They sent me the wrong clock. Um… well, I mean… that's okay… maybe, maybe this'll work out. I mean, skunks are good too, [lens up the skunk clock to the viewers] right? Let's see. Where should we hang this? [walks to the kitchen table] Um… here? [looks at the floor] Um, down here? [looks at the wall where the apple clock is] Hey! How about up here? Yeah. That's a good spot. Okay. [puts the skunk clock on the kitchen bench] So we'll put this down and take down the apple clock. [hears Ojo and Treelo playing outside] Huh?
[laughs] Alright, Treelo!
Hey. That's Ojo and Treelo and it sounds like they're playing outside. Do you want to go see what they're doing? Come on. We'll have fun hanging the… skunk later.
[Bear puts up his skunk clock on the wall and turns it on]
There. It looks pretty good, huh? …for a skunk. [sniffing] And for a skunk clock, it smells pretty good too.
[He chuckles as he watches the skunk clock's tail pendulum swinging and yawns]
Suddenly, I'm a little sleepy. Um, I think I'll go take a nap for a few minutes. I'll be back. [exits the kitchen]
Oh, hickory dickory! [the camera pans down to him] What is making that noise. It's… [scoffs] Gee whiz… [he is seen holding Kitty and his blanket] How can a mouse take a nap around here with all this ticking and tocking! Bear! Who is making all that noise? Bear?
[He looks around and saws Bear's skunk clock]
[founds the problem] Aha! [turns around; to the viewer] Look at that. Will you? [growls]
[He storms off inside his mousehole and runs upstairs offscreen to the top shelf]
Humph. Now let me see, go up the stairs here… up the left… up the right… [panting] Boy, lot more stairs than I remember from last time. Oh, trying to take a look. Now, where is that… where could… oh, yeah! Ahem. Um, excuse me, Mr., um, Skunk. Um, I know you must be a guest of Bear's and I-I hate to be rude… but would you mind terribly, I mean, would you terribly mind, wou-- would you ju… [shouting] OH, WOULD YOU JUST BE QUIET?!?
[The camera shows the skunk clock's view]
Aha. Well, um… You see, this mouse is trying to take a nap and-and with all that tick, tock, tick tocking… Well, heh, it is pretty noisy. [laughs]
[The skunk clock won't answer]
Excuse me, um… [gulps] M-M-Mr. Skunk? H-Hello? Um… W-w-well, a-at least you could answer me! Would you-- Hey. Hey wha-- Quit looking at me like that! W-Would… [looks at the skunk clock's tail pendulum] And quit wagging your tail! W-Would… Stop, I mean it now! Stop it, please!
[entering the kitchen] Tutter?
Just stop it! Stop it! [gasping]
Tutter? Tutter! Tutter! Take it easy. Now, breathe in… [Tutter deeply breathes in] Breathe out. [Tutter exhales and gulps in horror] Now, Tutter, tell me what happened?
[mumbling] Well, th-this skunk-this skunk, Bear, [Bear looks confused] i-is-is scaring me. HE'S SCARING ME!! [gasping]
Skunk? Wh--? Oh, you mean my new skunk clock?
Clock? I don't know anything about a clock. All I know is that skunk won't even answer me, Bear. And those eyes. Those eyes! [goes crazy]
No. No. Tutter, Tutter, take it easy. See, it's not a real skunk, it's a clock - in the shape of a skunk.
Yes. It's a clock. See? The numbers.
I-I guess I do see the numbers, Bear, but… that's a strange skunk!
Tell you what, Tutter. Why don't you come on down and I'll show you something. Okay?
Oh. Okay, Bear, but I don't know what there is to see.
