Bear quotes from Bear in the Big Blue House

Bear

[walks into the living room with a sack lunch] Ah, yes. There's nothing like a sack lunch, when you're a volun... [steps on the skateboard Pip and Pop left behind and slides through the living room] TEEEEEEEER!

Bear

I wonder how my little volunteers are doing right now. Heh. I bet they're having the time of their lives.

Bear

Huh. A contest and you win a vacation. With five friends. I could take everybody from the Big Blue House. Oh, a vacation would be great. And I do know my Cha-Cha Records.

Bear

♪ Hey, this was really fun ♪

♪ We hope you liked it too ♪

Bear

♪ Seems like we've just begun ♪

♪ When suddenly we're through ♪

Bear

♪ Goodbye, goodbye, good friends, goodbye ♪

♪ 'Cause now it's time to go ♪

Bear

♪ But, hey, I say, well, that's okay ♪

♪ 'Cause we'll see you very soon, I know ♪

Bear

♪ Very soon, I know ♪

♪ Goodbye, goodbye, good friends, goodbye ♪

Bear

♪ And tomorrow, just like today ♪

(Goodbye - today)

♪ The moon, the bear and the Big Blue House ♪

Bear

[waves goodbye to Luna] Bye now!

Bear

Now look at this. This is the kitchen table. It's the best part of the kitchen.

Tutter

[talking over as Bear continues] Oh, no, no, no.

Bear

With this table, you sit an' you can have a whole mess of cooked and buttered string beans.

Tutter

All wrong, Bear. All wrong.

Bear

You know, Tutter, I think the best part of the kitchen is that you like it so much.

Tutter

Ha ha. Thank you, Bear.

Well, Bear, it seems to me that maybe the whole Big Blue House is your most extra-special, favorite place. It's your home, after all.

Bear

Wow, Luna. When you're right, you're right.

What can I say? I'm the moon.

Uh-oh. Bear. Bear!

Bear

Yes, Ojo?

You're in the water.

Bear

Oh! Uh, sorry. I'm in the water.

Bear

Sometimes, Tutter is so determined, he forgets to ask for a little help. Um, are you sure there isn't something I could do maybe to lift your spirits?

Tutter

No, no.

Bear

Or raise your outlook?

Bye bye, Bear. Bye bye, Tutter. [disappear through the sink]

Bear

[does a take] Huh?

Tutter

[to Pip and Pop] See ya.

Bear

How do those two do that?

Hi, Bear!

Pip

We're blowing up balloons

Pop

Yeah! We're making them big

Pip

Really...

Pop

Really...

Pip

REALLY [with Pop] BIG! [Pip and pop tries to blow the balloons bigger but the balloons pop]

Bear

Shhhhh! Pip, Pop!

Sorry, Bear.

Bear

Guys, [he checks the kitchen with his head to one side and back to pip and pop] We don't want Tutter to hear.

Pip

must have been some bad balloons.

Pop

Yeah. New balloons!

Bear

[chuckles, to the viewers] Have you ever been to a birthday party? It's really exciting when the birthday boy, or girl, or mouse, comes into the room and then everybody jumps out and yells... [loudly] HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!! [party poppers pop, confetti comes down and party blowers blow repeatedly]

Bear!

Bear

[to Pip and Pop] Oh, sorry. [back to the viewers] the thing is, we're having a surprise birthday party. That means we have to be quiet, and whisper, and tiptoe around, so Tutter won't hear. Will you help us make the birthday party, a surprise? [Pip and pop pops the balloons again that scared bear]

Bear

AGH!! [Goes over to the desk] Pip! Pop!

Surprise? [Both laugh nervously]

Bear

Pip. Pop. [the otters pause]

Tutter

Bear, oh Bear!

Bear

Agh! Tutter! Tutter's coming! Quick, hide the balloons! [pip and pop hides the decorations] [to the viewer] Remember, don't tell Tutter! it's a secret! We're trying to have a surprise birthday party.

tutter

hello hello bear [bear looks around]

bear

oh uh tutter, tutter uh um

tutter

hello pip hello pop

hello tutter

tutter

I was just wondering, I mean I was wondering, just uh, what was that sound? Did any of you hear a balloon pop?

uh uh uh

Pop

did you see a balloon?

pip

not me did you pop?

pop

not me did you pip?

pip

not me [to bear] did you bear?

bear

not me did you pop?

pop

not me

tutter

okay okay i was just asking, um um bear?

bear

[to tutter] yes?

tutter

there's something I'd like to show you

bear

oh sure tu---- [pauses] tter but I uh I i have to uh I can't to have to finish finish finish um

Pip

talking,

to us

pop

yes endlessly talking to us

bear

yes

tutter

oh okay um okay, uh well i'll be waiting in the kitchen bear, that's where I'll be when you get a moment

bear

heh heh okay, [bear nods] I'll be right there

tutter

yeah yeah, I'll be waiting bear, see you later, I'll be waiting

bye bye tutter

tutter

bye pip bye pop

bear

whew, [to the viewer] that was a close one

bear

thanks for helping us keep the secret, we don't wanna spoil the surprise for tutter

Bear

Well, thanks for visiting the Big Blue House. Bye! Oh, I almost forgot. By the way, if today is your birthday... [including the others with a very big loud word] SURPRISE!

Tutter

And Happy Birthday! [laughing]

Bear

See you soon!

Tutter

Bye!

No! Stop that! Stop blowing on her!

Bear

[unaware] It's not easy to let other people play with your stuff, is it?

Tutter

[as Bear's foot is blocking the pumpkin] Well, it's nice to see you, too, Bear, very nice, but I don't mean to complain; Bear, I don't want to complain, but your big old foot, it's kind of in my way!

Bear

Oh, sorry. [his foot moves out of the way]

Bear

I think I can finally cha cha cha [Cha cha music plays as Bear dances into the living room]

Bear

1, 2, 3, cha cha cha, 2, 3, cha cha cha. [Bear sits on his swing] you know? I've been dancing so much today that right now I don't really feel like cha cha chaing, maybe I'll sit here and swing for A while, you know? To and fro, fro and to [Bear swings on his swing] [bear is disturbed by...]

hey Bear. What are you sitting down for bear

Bear

Oh hi everybody!

Bear

I'm just sitting here swinging, you know? To and fro, fro and to

But Bear, we're you going to cha cha cha today?

Yeah Bear

Treelo

Let's do cha cha cha (laughs)

Bear

well, yeah I was but... You know? I've been dancing so much today, that I don't really feel like it now

Huh? No cha cha cha

Pip

Bear are you feeling okay?

Pop

Bears gotta be sick

Pop

I think he's sick, probably very ill

Bear

Guys guys guys, I'm not sick I just don't feel like dancing right now

Hey Bear, don't you feel that itching?

Bear

Itching?

Tutter

Yup

Treelo

And the twitching? (Laugh)

Tutter

Oh oh oh yeah, and bear, don't you feel that scritching? The scritching bear the scritching

Bear

Not to mention it, I do feel a scritching

Oh and don't forget the scratching, aww, the scratching

Bear

Scratching? Now why do you have to say it? [Treelo goes over to the radio]

Tutter

scratching ha ha ha [Treelo turns on the radio]

And now for A high school selection, a song that's sweeping the country

Bear

I'm starting to feel something

YAY!

A song that you know your gonna love, the bear cha cha cha