Oh, The caped crusaders don't know what's in store for them. At long last, I'll have them out of my way permanently.
That's a long time, Joker.
The proceeds from my zodiac crimes will give me what I've always wanted. Complete control of Gotham City. Oh, yes. The caped crusaders are now solidly star-crossed. Venus. Venus, will you stop bouncing?
Your orders, Joker. A larcenous mind in a limber body. we must stay trim.
No.
Batman's no fool.
He's no match for me with the stars as my guide. Oh, get the door, Mercury.
Freight shipment. Collect. Two thousand four hundred fifty dollars.
What?
Just pay him, Mercury. Quick, give me a hand with this. Ha-ha-ha! Careful now. Careful.
What's inside, Joker? $2000 is a lot of money!
Ah, this merchandise is WORTH $2000!
[Penguin pops out of the box.]
It's worth $200,000, you cheapskate! At least you could have sent me a plane ticket!
We had to get you into Gotham City without anyone knowing about it, Pengy. Especially Batman.
You better have something good cooked up for that caped creep.
Oh, don't you worry, Pengy. The pot's being put on the fire right now, and Batman's in it.
Oh, you are a man after my own heart, Joker.
Black, eh?
Black as pitch.
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