Alfred, Commissioner Gordon and others in “Unfinished Business”

Alfred

[to Commissioner Gordon and Chief O'Hara] My experience with women has been that they tend to believe what they want to believe. So, knowing you both to be conscientious gentlemen and faithful husbands, I'm sure that if you just tell both your wives that you were involved in some special and, uh, confidential assignment, that will suffice.

Commissioner Gordon

Have you ever been married?

Alfred

Eh -- Well, no, no.

Commissioner Gordon

Alfred, at the risk of sounding pompous, experience with women and experience with wives are two vastly different things.

Chief O'Hara

Amen.