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S1 E15Unfinished Business

Lady Prudence [as she is being led away in handcuffs]: Perhaps I should have explained myself to you, Robin. I've been very naughty. I thought that if I could play both sides against one another, I could become ladyship of Ffogg Manor all by myself. But it didn't work.

No, Lady Prudence, it didn't. But cheerio.

SWSuperintendent Watson

Well, I think this calls for a cup of char at venerable Ireland Yard.

Char?

Yes, Robin, a colloquialism for tea.

And you, Catwoman, are an even bigger fool than even I thought you were. We who enforce the law would gladly give our lives for it. Batman won't be here. He'll be at the Belgravian embassy thwarting your nefarious scheme.

[to her henchman] Angora. Gag her. Crime fighters are to be seen and not heard.

Let no one say that Catwoman is not the best-dressed woman in the world.

There are no fashion shows where you're going, Catwoman.

And how could a feline feloness like you also be a fashion model?

Ah-ah. Give credit where credit is due, Robin. She may be evil, but she is attractive. You'll know more about that in a couple of years.

No hero worth his salt would let a lady expire. It's foolproof I tell you - purrrfectly foolproof.

No Best Dressed list is complete without the addition of the Queen of Criminals, the Princess of Plunder, yours untruly.

[Catwoman sprays the Queen and her attendants with knockout spray] Sorry, Queenie, but I'm anti-social.

Yes, my dear, you will make a purrrfect pinafore - the type of garment no one will recognize you in, or as... if you'll pardon a final cutting remark.

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