How do you think I found this place? The phone book? I had help. Inside help.
My premonition! I knew I was right! Which one of you louses is it?!
It ain't me boss!
I know it ain't you, Rhino! You're too stupid to be a traitor!
Thanks, boss.
But whoever it is, they're gonna pay big time! Who is it?! You don't talk, you get the ultimate massage!
And if I tell?
Maybe you just get run over by a truck.
Tempting, but no.
Have it your way. Rhino!
[Rhino gets ready to pull the lever to lower Batman to a pit of mannequins with razor-sharp fingernails]
Hold it!
This is gettin' old, Bats. Last chance, who's the traitor?
Him! The Ventriloquist!
No, no! He's lying! I told you when he came into my room!
So what? Maybe you did 'cause I had ya cornered. Heard ya talkin' to Batman.
[uses his own ventriloquism to imitate the Ventriloquist] Shut up, you blockhead!
WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
It wasn't me! I didn't say that! My lips didn't move!
So what?! You're a ventriloquist! You're also a lyin' yellow liver-bellied two-face!
No, Scarface! I'm loyal! I'd never!
He's been feeding me information, in return for legal protection. [imitates the Ventriloquist again] You're going up the river, sawdust-for-brains!
Why, I oughta...! Waste the floor-flusher! Come on, I gave an order! ICE HIM! DO IT! DO IT NOW!
But, boss, we ventilate the Ventriloquist, your, y'know...
I'M SURROUNDED BY TRAITORS! Okay, fine. Ya want something done right, do it yourself! [aims his gun at the Ventriloquist]
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