Batman: The Animated Series · Season 1, Episode 13
[after Penguin's goons successfully steal a Fabergé egg on a tall building]
A piece of cake, just like the boss said.
Yeah, all it took was five minutes. [Batman makes his surprise appearance to the goons]
And that'll get you five years...with good behavior.
Be-fowled by a couple of fledgelings!
Sherman, what are you doing down there?
Nothing, Mom.
You're not trying to make gunpowder again, are you?
No, Mom, Honest.
We just saved Batman's life, Mrs. Grant, and now we're hiding him from some bad criminals.
That's good, just don't make a mess. [leaves]
Nice going, Miss Big Mouth.
Sorry, Sherman, I guess I panicked.
Gentlemen - and I use the term loosely - after you.
Eurgh, how bourgeois. Tearing this place apart could only improve it. Let the egg hunt begin.
Young man, you've got some serious explaining to do. [sees Batman and the defeated Penguin and gasps]
Err, Mom, I'd like you to meet Batman. Batman, this is my mom.
Ma'am.
Oh, hello.
Say, Batman, you wouldn't be single, would you?
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