Batman Beyond · Season 1
Keep it down, Stan, we're in a library.
You think this is a joke?! Look around, Batman! Society's crumbling, and do you know why?!
Too many overdue books?
Information overload, man! As a society, we're drowning in a quagmire of vid-clips, e-mail, and sound bites. We can't absorb it all! There's only one sane solution: blow it up!
[after Mad Stan throws him into a wall and he lands on his back on the ground] For this, I'm missing a date?
You're just contributing to the problem, man! Playing hero, just for another blurb on the 11 o'clock news!
Be careful, McGinnis. Once he's on a rant, he's unstoppable.
Thanks for telling me now.
Adios, Ratboy.
Big rodent problem.
Let's blow this mouse house.
Ford, Carter, Reagan, Bush, Clinton...
Yeah?
Uh, I can't remember the next one.
Come on, Clinton was the fun one, then came the boring one.
Where are you?
In a boat.
Where's the boat?
In the water.
Where in the water?
I don't know!
I don't expect you to understand, but we have your best interest in mind. You're a gifted girl, Tamara, just like me. While others can only tap into 10% of their brains, we can go deeper. It's what separates us from them.
By the way, what's the creepy lady's power?
I don't know, but they call her "Bombshell".
Oh, that's encouraging.
I love it! Ghost Girl ends up saving your butt!
I'd call it a mutual butt-saving situation.
Whatever.
Okay, Casper. I can't believe I'm saying this, but you want Nelson, you have to go through me.
What do you need to contact a dead guy for? Wouldn't you rather have a live one...Like me?
[girls move the ouija board to no]
The board has spoken, creep!
[The girls laugh]
Oh yeah? [kicks the board away] Well, now Nelson has spoken.
Where have you been for the last two weeks? In a cave?
Umm... [shrugs]
An invisible boy in the girl's locker room. Why didn't I think of that?
What?
Uh... never mind.
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