PJPie Joker
Your money or a pie!
Some other time.
[Terry hits him in the gut, then by Stalker pushing his head into the pie with his foot while running after Terry]
PJPie Joker
That's not funny, man!
All S1
S1 E15Unfinished Business
[Matt McGinnis has been captured by the Stalker.]
What're you gonna do, mister? Cut out my heart? Eat my liver?
Don't be dramatic. You are merely bait. [removes his cloak, revealing a large scar running down his spine]
Freaky. What happened to your back?
A hunting accident. The panther was wounded. And I was careless.
[flashback: a panther pounces on him and mauls him]
Ouch.
My back was broken in five places. They had to replace my spine. [flashback of him in the operating room] The operation was excruciating. [He screams in pain as they operate on his spine, then you see him hanging from the ceiling] But it artificially enhanced my strength and reflexes. After I recovered, I went back... and with my bare hands, got my revenge. [flashback: he kills the panther that mauled him in direct combat] It was easy. Too easy. I had become so powerful, no prey could challenge me. To one who lives for the thrill of the hunt, this was a tragedy. My life was over, until I heard that the legendary Batman had returned.
Batman?
I'd always imagined this Batman to be an ageless soul, inhabiting the greatest warrior of each generation. If this bat-spirit really existed, it would present the ultimate challenge.
You want a fight, dreg? Let's go! [slams into Stalker]
Cool!
[sees Batman as the panther]
You're a devil! Stay back!
Weird. What happened to him?
He was running from his own demons. Looks like they finally caught him.
Ah to be young again...and gullible!
If you hate me, I understand. What I did to you before, I didn't have a choice. It was between you and my family.
We always have a choice, Melanie.
What are you doing here in the dark?
Watching the sunset.
That was an hour ago.
They're going to do an instant replay.
Really? [stares out the window).
[Later]
"Instant replay," yeah right!
Twip.
BBernie
[gets hit] Ow! What was that for?
TBTyrus Block
For saying, "I told you so!"
BBernie
But I didn't!
TBTyrus Block
Well you were gonna!
Rough night?
Aren't they all [yawns]
Maybe you need someone out there with you. You could do worse you know.
Forget it.
Why should you have all the fun?
Max, it's not fun.
What? Flying, intrigue, power? Yeah, you're right. It's a drag.
How do I tell her no?
You're asking me for advice on handling women?
Ah. I see your point.
[after meeting Donny's abusive father, Max looks over a credit receipt she lifted from his bedroom]
"V.R. Room." It's an arcade downtown. Donny was spending his creds escaping reality.
I can't imagine why.
[to Bruce after knocking Terry out] Whoever you are, when he wakes up, tell him I'm sorry.
I can't believe I got her involved in this!
Now you sound like Batman.
What?
I've been right where you are. More times than I care to count, and like you said, there's no way you could've stopped her.
You can't live your life in a fantasy world.
Why not?! What's so great about reality?!
Dana, I have responsibilities now. My mom and brother depend on me. What do you want?
Someone who occasionally will be there for me.
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