Batman Beyond · Season 1
These people believe that anything they can't explain is magic.
And naturally you don't believe in that kind of thing.
Of course I do. I've seen it all. Demons, witchboys, immortals, zombies... but this thing, I dunno, it just feels so... so high school.
What are you saying? That I snuck out of juvie and paid the school a visit?
In a way.
[looks kind of surprised for a second and turns away] I don't know what you're talking about.
[sarcastically] I'm sure. [throws a glass of water at Willie and it stops in midair as Willie sees it coming towards him] That incident at the pier. It left you with some kind of psychokinetic ability, didn't it?
A gift from my friend, the GoLeM.
[talking about Willie Watt] He's drawn to the school, it's an obsession.
Your area of expertise.
[after Barbara has closed the school]
You're a hero to my people.
You better be right about this one, kid.
How did you know Robin would get there in time to save you?
I didn't.
Then for all you knew, you were walking into a trap with no way out.
Sometimes you have to.
[Ollie using the "Fork")
[muffled] Much better.
[over the phone]
You're out of your mind!
Duh!
He wants Batman. That's his price.
If he wants Batman, he can have me.
[watching the ungrateful citizens demand that Batman surrender himself to Shriek on the news]
Spineless fools.
This isn't how I wanted it! You were supposed to give yourself up to me!
You should have gotten it in writing!
I wouldn't blame you if you stayed home. Not after what all those ingrates have been saying.
I didn't get into this for gratitude. I have a feeling you didn't either.
Tell me, what if you hadn't figured out how Shriek was using the towers? Would you have handed yourself over to him at midnight?
In case you haven't noticed, we've got a suit to repair here.
Are you nuts? This is the boy's locker room!
Yeah, I can smell the mildew!
You ought to look into getting a synthoid, bat-freak! It'd give you something to do on Friday night!
These things happen! We can still be friends!
[Batman groans and puts a hand over his eyes]
Friends? FRIENDS?!
[she starts to crackle with electricity]
Wrong thing to say?
Is it ever the right thing?
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