Nelson Nash quotes from Batman Beyond

Terry McGinnis

Lay off him, Nash. Don't you have anything better to do?

Nelson Nash

You think I'm afraid of you, McGinnis?

Terry McGinnis

I don't know. Are you?

Nelson Nash

[turns to Willie Watt] He's not worth it. [turns to Terry] But you are, McGinnis. Someday.

Nelson Nash

What do you need to contact a dead guy for? Wouldn't you rather have a live one...Like me?

The board has spoken, creep!

Nelson Nash

Oh yeah? [kicks the board away] Well, now Nelson has spoken.

Nelson Nash

Something's wrong. He's not eating! Why isn't he eating?

Terry McGinnis

Maybe because you're trying to feed him through his nose.

Max Gibson

Here's the bio and civics.

Nelson Nash

Thanks, hon. What about the math?

Max Gibson

It's coming, keep your shirt on.

Terry McGinnis

I get it. You're doing his homework so you don't have to take care of the baby.

Max Gibson

We opted for the traditional marriage: one breadwinner, one homemaker.

Nelson Nash

Beats Algebra.

Hey! Watch it!

Nelson Nash

Or what? You're gonna bop me with a flaming sword? Get a life.

Nelson Nash

Well if it isn't Mr. School Spirit.

Don't worry, McGinnis, Batman filled in for ya.

Terry McGinnis

What was that about?

Max Gibson

I...um...made a little joke.

Terry McGinnis

What kind of little joke?

Max Gibson

Just somethin' about how this school sees more of Batman than it does of you. [Terry glares at her] I know, it it wasn't that funny.

Terry McGinnis

Max!

Max Gibson

I'm sorry, okay?

Terry McGinnis

You can't even joke about this, understand?!

Max Gibson

It just slipped out. And I don't get what the big deal is anyway. If a few more people knew your secret, especially a certain girlfriend, life might be a lot easier for you.

Terry McGinnis

Oh yeah, just like with the Diaz kid, remember how easy that got. [Max looks questioningly at him] Come on, it was all over the net.

Max Gibson

The net's a big place, McGinnis.

Terry McGinnis

It happened right after I started being Batman. There was this kid, Miguel Diaz. Around the same age as my brother. He was ganzo over the new action-figure, Soldier Sam.