Fish
Mr. Hackler, tell me the truth. All kidding aside, do you really believe you've been up there?
Hackler
Absolutely.
Fish
I'm just curious. What's it like?
Hackler
It's heaven.
Fish
So if Saturn is heaven, then hell is...?
Hackler
Philadelphia.
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