Chano
Hey, Fish! You wouldn't believe what makes a guy like that do what he does, man.
Fish
It's the weather. When it gets damp and cold people get depressed, irritable and unpleasant. In the winter, Scandinavia has more lunatics per capita than any other country in the world.
Chano
No kidding!
Fish
Bernice is Scandinavian, but only on her mother's side. She usually cheers up around... the middle of February.
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