[After Otis switched out the tape showing the animals with Mrs. Beady's exercise tape.]
[stammering] There were talking animals on that tape, I swear.
That's what they do, Goraldo. They spin their little webs and make you look like the crazy one.
[hysterical] Ladies and gentlemen, you have to believe me!
Well, it appears that Goraldo's lack of talent has finally bitten him in the face like a poisonous snake of failure.
Th-the cow is their leader! There's a wisecracking mouse! The ferret and the rooster live together!
[at the door with two asylum officers] He's over there.
[the asylum officers take him away] I'm not insane! The talking animals are here! THEY'RE HERE!
Well, there you have it, folks. A mustache, a dancy-pants lady, and a broken dream. This has been Hard Time with Gil O'Whatever-I-Said-Before. Good night, wishing you hugs and chocolate.
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