Barry and Oz in “Unfinished Business”

Barry

You’ve got it bad, haven’t you?

Oz

Aye, aye, I’ve never known nowt like this before. When I see her, I get all tongue-tied. Me! Shivers doon me neck and sweaty palms.

Barry

Well these symptoms you describe could be one of two things: it’s either that Mongolian flu that was going around last year...orrrr...you’re in love.

Oz

Well, let’s hope it’s the flu, eh? you can get a jab for that.