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Auf Wiedersehen, Pet · Season 1, Episode 15

Neville and Dennis in “Unfinished Business”

Fancy a nightcap?

Aye, why not?

[Getting up] Brandy?

Nah, beer for me these days, Nev. [Neville gets a couple of beers out of the fridge and opens one] Hey, it's easy to get used to a life of luxury, isn'it? [Chuckles] Cocktail bar, swimming pool... [Neville hands him the opened beer.] Ta.

Yeah. [Opens his beer] Back to reality next week, though. We'll just be another couple of Thatcher's unemployment statistics.

Never mind. You'll still have a nice tan down the dole queue, Nev.

Aye. What are you gonna do? Given it any thought?

Well, I cannae be a brickie again. I cannae face some desolate winter on some North East building site.

Hmm... I've got nae choice. That's what I am. That's what I do. I'm not ashamed of it, like.

Aye, of course not. Nor should you be. I didn't mean that, man. I'm just talkin' about me, Nev. I need to change me life.

Does Christine figure in your plans?

I dunno. Well, I'd like her to be, yer kna. But until something materialises, I haven't got much to offer her, have I?

Ally's money?

[Chuckles] What about it?

Well... it's just sittin' there, isn'it? Where you hid it, like?

Yeah.

Well... if I was you, I'd be tempted to keep it and...

What?

Well, I dunno. Buy a newsagents?

[Rolls his eyes] Oh, lad, you don't set yer sights very high, do yer? I thought you were ganna say, "Take it and bugger off to Brazil, man", not buy a bloody newsagents!

Aye. There's not enough of it for Brazil, is there?

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