Wayne, Pringle and others in “Unfinished Business”

Wayne

Hello? Arthur? Yes, this is Wayne Winston Norris with your early morning call. [They all laugh]

Is this your idea of a joke, you cretin?

Wayne

No, no, no, I'm not joking 'cos I know you ain't got a sense of humour. See, look, why we're ringing is to say bye-bye, 'cos we're off elsewhere, y'see, and to tell you about the little going away present we've left ya. Now look, if you care to look outside your front door... [Looks at Neville, who tries to stifle his laughter. Pringle opens his front door... to discover it's been bricked up!]

[Singing] Wall meet again, don't know where, don't know when, but I know wall meet again some sunny day! [On the outside the words "Wall Meet Again... Baconballs!" are written on the wall]

Wayne

Ta-ta, Arthur! [The lads jeer and laugh]