[Talking to a couple of trout Oz caught] Hello. Hello! Hee-hee! [Notices a man running towards them in the distance] Oh, look. There's somebody coming.
Where?
Over there, look. He's heading this way. [The man waves angrily at them. Barry waves back oblivious. Oz dashes out of the river.] He's waving at us. Hello!
Get your jacket on.
Eh?
Get yer jacket on, man! [Sticks the trout into his coat pockets]
What's the rush all of a sudden? I wanna have a go meself.
He might be a bloody gamekeeper.
[Spluttering] G...Gamekeeper? Are you tryin' to tell me this is illegal or something?
[Grabbing his boots] Well, of course! Poaching's not legal, is it?
Poaching?! Wait... [Grabs his jacket and runs after Oz] You never told me about bloody poaching!
Well you don't think this place is open to the public, do yer? People pay a fortune for a rod of river, man.
[Panicking] Well, how serious is it, then?
[As he gets into Barry's van] Well, let's put it this way - if they catch wor, I don't think we'll make the Crown Court.
[Getting into the driver's seat] You might have bloody said so! [They drive away before the gamekeeper can catch them.]
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