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Auf Wiedersehen, Pet · Season 1, Episode 15

Carol, Wayne and others in “Unfinished Business”

CCarol

I, er, brought you some tea.

Oh, cheers. Just finished, as it happens.

CCarol

Is that your job? Windows?

Only when the lads have got a ball. Basically, I'm a chippie. [Takes the mug] Ta. Here, look, I'm sorry about rubbishing your old man, you know. Me and Arthur get on like a house on fire.

CCarol

Oh, well, it's more than I do.

Oh, yeah? [They sit on a bench in the pub car park] Bit iffy, is it?

CCarol

Since my mum left, he's got worse, really. All his children are a terrible disappointment to him.

How come?

CCarol

None of us joined the Air Force. My sister lives with a lecturer, and my brother's gay and runs a health food restaurant.

Oh, yeah? And what do you do?

CCarol

I'm studying sociology at Nottingham. My last year.

And then where?

CCarol

As far away as possible.

[Pulls a cigarette from behind his ear] Here, d'you want one of these?

CCarol

Oh thanks, yeah. [Wayne gives her a cigarette from his packet and lights both cigarettes. Carol takes a drag then exhales.] I used to love it round here when I was a kid. I can't stand it now. The people have changed. They're all the rich overspill from Sheffield, or retired Tories with nothing better to do than complain about Arthur Scargill.

Yeah. I reckon our presence here's raised a few eyebrows. [Carol chuckles.]

[Calls round the side of the pub] Carol!

CCarol

[Sighs] See you later. [Gets up and leaves Wayne.]

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