[Over the intercom] So you bothered to come round, then?
Hazel... I went to the restaurant, but you'd gone.
I don't want to hear any excuses, Barry.
I was late, but I was trying to get the radiators installed.
I'm not very amused, you know.
I don't think your evening was entirely wasted, Hazel, I mean they gave me the bill, yes...
I'm glad they did!
...but was it really necessary to have four bottles of sake, three egg foo yung...?
I've never been so humiliated in all my life! [Two female passers by stop and watch]
Hazel, will you let me in so we can talk in a civilised manner?
I suppose all your friends have arrived, and you're making them happy! What about me? [An older gentleman also stops to watch the commotion]
Yes, yes, my friends have arrived. But you know why, don't you? Cos you know why? [Getting frustrated] They've come from the far-flung corners of the country to do up our house!
Why don't they just go back again, Barry? Why don't you go with them? [Barry noticed the female onlookers laughing at him. They leave, as does the older gentleman]
[Softly] All right... all right... I will go and join them. Yes. [Getting flustered again] We'll probably be in the Bell and Dragon drinking penis coladas 'til dawn!
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