Wayne and Oz in “Unfinished Business”

Wayne

Hello, Oz. Who bought you them, then? [Chuckles]

Oz

Get stuffed.

Wayne

Oh, charming. Charming(!) No, seriously, though, what are they for?

Oz

Nowt. Money down the drain, man.

Wayne

You bought 'em for someone?

Oz

It's none of your business why I bought 'em!

Wayne

Yeah, all right! All right! I'm not trying to needle you.

Oz

Nah? You'd better not, neither, right? I've had a right bellyful today! [They walk towards]

Wayne

Hey, what are you gonna do with 'em?

Oz

I dunno. Sling 'em, I suppose.

Wayne

I'll take 'em off you.

Oz

How much?

Wayne

How much did you pay for 'em?

Oz

Fifteen quid.

Wayne

I'll give you half.

Oz

Half?! They're only two hours old, man.

Wayne

Yeah, but they're still second-hand, eh? I mean, there's not much demand for second-hand flowers, is there?

Oz

They're as good as new, look.

Wayne

They're wilting. Oh yeah, you should've put 'em in water, son, otherwise they wilt. Look at the petals. Definitely wilting.

Oz

Are they?

Wayne

Yeah. Well past their prime, sunbeam. I think £5 is a bit over-generous, really.

Oz

It was £7.50 at the bricks!

Wayne

Oh yeah, but they're wilting by the second, ain't they? I mean, the price goes down, son, even as we speak.