[To the crane operator, motioning] In a bit... Whoa, whoa... Right, down at that. [The crane starts lowering the bricks. To Bomber] Look, all I need is cash upfront, and then we'll be quids in.
What kind of business?
Big business. Expanding markets, guaranteed demand. See, all we've got to do is buy the gear here, ship it home and then we're quids in.
What is it?
Well... I don't want you goin' tellin' the rest, 'cos they never take us seriously, that lot.
[Motions] Cross me 'eart. Now, what are you on about?
[Whispering] Porn.
[Mishearing] What? Corn?
[Whispering] No, man. Porn, man. Porn, yer kna?
What are you on about? Are you opening Gateshead's first massage parlour?
Nah, man. Videos, man. Importing videos. [The operator stops lowering the bricks.]
You're askin' me to handle pornographic videos? Me? The father of five children?
Well, they don't have to watch 'em.
Are you off your rocker, lad?
Ah, well, forget it. [Waves his hands, the crane operator mistakes this as a signal to lower the bricks onto the scaffold.] I just thought with five bairns, you might've needed the extra coin.
You're off your bloody rocker, boyo! [The pallet lands on the scaffold... and on Bomber's foot!]
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