Where have the lads gone?
Down the pub, I should think.
Did you, erm... have a nice time?
Oh, yeah. Nice time. Aye.
Why? Did you have a fight?
What's that supposed to mean?
Isn't that your usual way of havin' a good time?
[Laughs nervously] It's just a joke, innit?
I must have got paralytic if my head's any clue.
Where... where'd you stay, like?
Over the river there. I got this bird, see, I gave her a right seeing to. You would have been proud of me. [He notices the crates of beer] Christ! Miracles never cease, eh?
[Stops in front of Magowan] That's for tomorrow night for the match.
[Pushes Neville away] You're not gonna miss a couple of bottles, are ya? [Gets a bottle from the crate and opens it]
No, but we all chipped in for that. Did you?
Well, I never invited them! [Takes a swig]
No, but they're our guests.
Look, I'll win that darts match for you, all right? Put some money on that, you'll get it all back.
I want back what you owe me... what you owe all of us. [Magowan aggressively approaches Neville]
[Backing away] Oh, I'm all right, like. I've got a bit put aside, you know.
You want what back, kid?
Just... what you owe for the bail, like.
Look, if I'm gonna get a flat I'm gonna need that money, aren't I, as a deposit. That was all agreed.
Well I never agreed.
Talk to that wet nurse of yours, you know, Patterson. He'll put you straight.
I don't care what the others agreed. I want my money back.
Just drop it, will you?
Nev, I think you'd better leave it. I think Mac's getting the needle.
I only get the needle when I drink.
Dutch courage, you mean?
[Aggressively puts the bottle down and confronts Neville] Look, Geordie, if you wanna make somethin' of it, I'll bloody kill you. [To Barry] And that goes for you an' all, mate! [Shoves Neville] Got that?
Don't shove me!
No? [Shoves Neville again.]
Hey! [Shoves Magowan back. Magowan headbutts Neville and punches him in the stomach!]
Oi, leave 'im alone! [Magowan goes for Barry, who backs off straight away, cowering. Neville coughs and retches, clutching his stomach. Magowan grabs his coat.]
Hey. I'll be back for the darts match. [Throws his empty bottle at Barry, who catches it, then leaves the hut.]
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