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Auf Wiedersehen, Pet · Season 1, Episode 15

Vandal, Barman and others in “Unfinished Business”

VVandal

[Checking the coast is clear] Okay. Jemand da, fangen wir an? (Okay, the coast is clear. Shall we begin?) [The vandals enter the site with red paint and brushes.] Wir müssen uns beeilen. (We need to hurry.) [They get to work painting on one of the walls being built.]

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No, no. That's it for me. I'm going. [Pays up.]

Where are your, er... friends?

Friends?! Ha! I've got no friends, me, man.

[Gives Oz his change] You are very er... [Notices Oz's clothing] ...tonight?

Oh, aye. This? It's me best suit. Ha. All dressed up and nowhere to go, eh? Well, that's it. I'll see yer. [Turns to leave.]

Gute nacht.

Donkey shite. [Exits the bar]

VVandal

Was ist denn das? Das sieht aus wie ein Picasso. (What's that? It looks like a Picasso.)

[Returns to the site. He sees the shadows of the vandals and goes to investigate. He runs along the crane sleepers and spots them.] Hey! What do yer think you're doin'?

VVandal

Los! Weg! (Come on! Let's go!) [They run, ducking under the billboard and leave through a gap in the fence. One drops his tin of paint.]

[In pursuit] I'll knock yer bloody 'eads off! Come 'ere! [He trips over the paint tin and falls, his best suite ending up covered in red paint] Oh, bollocks!

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