Hey, there is a god, Barry! Cop them!
[Turns to look at the flight attendants] My goodness, air hostesses!
Stewardesses they call themselves nowadays, ya nerk. [Knocks on the window. One of the flight attendants winds the window down.] D'you speak English?
Yes.
Thought you would in your job. Where are you from?
Sweden.
[To himself] Sweden?
I thought you were Swedish. Something about your flawless complextion told me that.
Yes, but what do you want?
Me? Oh, nothing. It's just that me and me chauffeur here are sort of strangers in a foreign land. Much like yourselves. Only we were feeling very depressed, and caught a glimpse of you two and it, well... just sorta lifted our hearts.
[Not understanding] Just what?
Made us feel... glad all over.
[To Wayne] What's happenin'?
[To Barry] It's hard to tell, son. We're dealin' here with the Swedish mentality, which is pretty inscrutable at the best of times. [The two attendants chat to each other in Swedish]
We are very flattered that you feel this way. [The traffic lights turn green and the taxi pulls away.]
We're away, son. Follow that car! [Barry revs up the bike... which promptly stalls.] Come on!
All right, all right! [The taxi drives away]
The lights have changed!
I know. Bloody hell!
You friggin' radish, Barry!
Stop calling me that, please! [Barry finally restarts the bike and sets off.]
You've lost 'em!
They took a left.
If you lose 'em, I'll hang for you, Barry. I swear it, I'll hang for you!
I'll take a short cut.
How?
I'll cut across there, look.
Well, be careful, then. [They ride through a small park, down a slope...] Jesus Christ! [...and crash into a pond! Fortunately for them, they splash-landed outside the Hotel Inter-Continental, where they see the Swedish flight attendants get out of their taxi.] See? Overnight stop, innit?
Well, shall we go in then, or what?
[Covered in mud, as is Barry] Go in? You seen the state of us? We look like a pair of motocross riders!
Ohhh. Suppose we'd better go back and get cleaned up then, eh?
Right. We shall return.
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