Everything's a joke to you, isn'it, Oz? Just a permanent clown, you are.
Aye, well I'd sooner be a clown than a bloody misery like you! Yer like death warmed up, you are!
I'm not here 'cos I like it, Oz! Some of us have - like me and Dennis - we're only goin' through with this 'cos we've got a purpose.
Oh, I thought you just had a wife, I didn't realise you had a porpoise! What d'yer feed that on?
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