[On the ferry, Dennis and Oz are at the bar, while Neville is sat down, looking seasick]
[To Neville] Oi, Nev! D'yer not want a drink? [Neville shakes his head] Or d'ya want some crisps? We got Scotch eggs! [He laughs]
I don't think he's found his sea legs yet, Dennis, eh?
Yeh, well, he's missing their Brenda, yer kna, I mean they do at that age.
Oh aye? Right, cheers, Den!
Cheers, mate, aye. [Oz takes a swig of his beer while Dennis bites into a roll]
He could be having second thoughts, yer know aboot the...
Oh, he was havin' them a week ago, man. So I says to him, I said, "Listen", I said, "If you want that posh house on that new estate, it's the only way yer ganna get it, without lining the tax man's pockets for once", yer kna!
Well yer kna what they say. Pelicans, penguins and the Inland Revenue have all got one thing in common.
What's that?
They can all shove their bills up their arse!
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