Thank you Jim for what you did. Thank you for gracing us with your presence, for coming down from your ivory tower to poke and prod us mere mortals and for giving me the chance to work with such a fine figure of a man. You know, sometimes i'm surprised that i can even look at you, such is the brightness of the sun that shines from your arse. Thank you Jim, Thank you.
S3 E4Episode 4
S3 E5Episode 5
[Gene and the team are in the middle of an undercover sting. One of their suspects starts to run and Alex draws a gun on him. She hesitates]
You gonna shoot him, Bolls?
[Alex remains silent but lowers her gun]
No? Right, let's go run him over!
[After Litton arrives on the scene]
Who is you?!
That is Litton. Detective Chief Inspector Bastard Litton!
You don’t believe all that Police Widows stuff, do you?
No! It stinks more than a month old Chinky.
[Chris, Alex and Shaz watch Frank Hardwick performing on TV. Frank cracks some sexist jokes and Chris laughs while Alex and Shaz stare blankly at the screen]
He is funny...[Chris clocks Alex’s and Shaz’s reaction] If you like jokes about hating women.
[Gene asks Chris to retrieve a selection of pornographic videos so that they can plant them on Frank. Chris takes his time about doing so]
Come on Christopher! I asked you to bag up some porno, not watch it!
[Chris and Gene wait outside the club in order to catch Frank. Litton and Bevan arrive. Gene starts to tell them that he is about to arrest Frank Hardwick when Chris spots Alex and Shaz entering the club]
Guv!
Not now Chris, I’m gloating!
No guv, it’s Drake and Shaz.
[Gene turns to see Alex and Shaz]
Oh Drake, don't you bloody dare.
[Referring to DCI Litton and DI Bevan] Right, well, thanks to Litton and Large here we’ve got an attempted murder on our hands.
[In the interview room Viv waits with Frank, setting up a tape recorder for the interview. Gene enters]
[To Frank] Right then you little scrotum – talk!
[Into the tape recorder] DCI Gene Hunt has entered the room.
[Into the tape recorder] 8:32. Gene Hunt takes a sip of tea.
[Gene pours his cup of tea all over the tape recorder so that it malfunctions and he can continue to interrogate Frank in his own way]
What would you do if someone wasn’t telling you the truth?
Why, you been to that Tranny bar again?
[Gene is sat in his office, Litton enters, closes the door and pulls down the blinds so no-one can see in]
What is this? A private striptease?
[The team are in the morgue]
Looks like we’re dealing with murder.
[Thinking up a plan] But what if he’s not dead?
[The rest of the team cotton on apart from Chris]
[Pointing at the dead body on the slab] I think you’ll find he is, guv?!
DBDI Bevan
[To Alex] Give me Frank Hardwick, and I’ll give you the story on Sam and Gene.
[Ray and Chris stand in a street waiting for Litton to show up and meet Bevan in a cafe. Ray looks up and notices hundreds of stars in the sky right above them, he seems transfixed on them for a second and once they disappear he turns to Chris]
Chris, did you see that?
What?
Stars. Lots of stars.
What stars? With all this pollution!
It was weird. It was a bit like we’re on the edge of the world, like we’re bloody astronauts.
[Chris dismisses Ray’s comments]
Right, well, radio mission control when you’re on the way to the hospital, yeah?
[still slightly confused] Yeah.
[Chris heads for the hospital leaving Ray alone in the street]
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