Denise, Roland and others in “Line of Departure”

[about meeting Jeremy's fiancée] I don't know that "excited" is the right word. Not that I don't want to meet her. It's just...incredibly weird. I mean...I'm gonna be a mother-in-law.

Ah yes, the hyphenate that strikes fear in the hearts of women everywhere.

And I suppose you love your mother-in-law, huh?

She never visits, she never calls, what's not to love? [gets up to leave] I gotta go home to see my wife.

Oh, sure, rub it in. You've got someone to go home to unlike the four D's here.

"The four D's"?

Deployed, deployed, deployed, divorced.