Roxy, Roland and others in “Line of Departure”

I'd rather have a colicky baby than a crabby teenager any day.

I thought TJ was twelve.

Yeah. He's twelve going on sixteen. I swear he suddenly woke up like a completely different person. He doesn't want to do his chores. He doesn't want to play with Finn. He stays in his room all the time.

Well, we all know what that means.

Oh, no! Do not even go there!

I'm just saying you might wanna see what kind of magazines he's keeping under his mattress.

[laughs in horror] Trust me, I do not!

That's perfectly natural. [Roxy looks at him] I'm just sayin'.

Gotta strap yourself in, Roxy. The teen years are not for the faint of heart.

No.

High drama. High stress.

The worst part? Just when things start to get better, they leave.