Claudia Joy, Denise and others in “Over and Out”

You're having a baby? Seriously?

Yup.

I don't believe it.

You? What about me?

What about Frank?

I was fine, once I came to. [shakes head] At first I thought she was joking.

So would I. You had no inkling?

[shakes head] None, none. After Jeremy was born they said Denise couldn't have more kids. [pauses] We haven't worried about birth control since.

You always said you wanted more children.

I meant twenty years ago. Talk about a late gift.

Oh, you're healthy, you're strong. This is a blessing. It's exciting.

Try terrifying. Well, you know the risks at our age. Chromosome problems, pre-eclampsia, even diabetes. I just thought I was past all this long time ago.

Having kids keeps you younger.

[horrified] Oh God. I feel old. I'm gonna be that guy sitting at a little league game with the ice cream dribbling down his chin. Other parents are gonna think I'm someone's grandpa.

[chuckles] Who cares what they think? I'd say this calls for a drink.

At nine in the morning?

It's four in the afternoon in Baghdad.

Roger that.

Don't you have anything stronger?

Not for nine months, my friend.

Oh, I just realized that I will be packing lunch boxes when I'm fifty.